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THE STUDENT PRINTS
Miss Noetall
Dear Miss Noetall,
Gee. I'm desperate. I'm so much in love, I can’t even think straighv The only trouble is that there are two boys I can’t decide upon. Perhaps you t?ke chemistry and can work out a formula (or this sort of disease. If so please gel in touch with me through the Student Prints.
Undecided.
Dear Undecided,
How lucky you are to have two boy friends, when most of u$ around here can scarcely get hold of one. I suggest you go out with them both. Time will tell which one you enjoy dating the most.
Noetall.
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Dear Miss Noetall.
I 8m a freshman In the band. There are a few girls oround here who are mad and Jealous of me. What can I do to keep them from acting this way.
Wondering Girl. Dear Wondering Girl,
It’s really silly of girls to go around snobbing other girls when they could Just as easily be friends. I suggest you tell these girls hello often and pay them a compliment once in a while. Maybe when they see that you really like them, they will soon change their ways.
Noetall.
Dear Miss Noetall,
sine* you so kindly, gavg your ■“IdvW, toy dllilWTfTW are oeginning to cease, I have developed a radiant personality, and am now comforted.
There is only one thing troubling me now—my affections have become centered upon one of the popular young Stanislaus students.
Miss Noetall, by what means (fair or foul) may I Induce this boy to invite me to the Junioi -Senior Prom?
Once more I remain.
Desperately yours,
“Knocky.”
Dear Knock?,
I certainly am glad to know that you_are improving.
In asking my advice you forgot to state whether this Stanislaus boy is placing all of his affection on you alone. If so. you have the best chance in the world to be asked. But if there are a whole string of girls attached to him.-you’ve got a little trouble. Just wait patiently.
Noetall.
P. S.—I’m betting on ya.
POPULARITY CONTEST
Wittiest: Eva Allan Bobby Baxter Most Desirable Pin-Up:
Dolores Carver Tommy January New Look: Audrey Mays Hilton Smith Most Likeiy To Succeed:
Sarah Vaughn Billy McLain Biggest Flirt: Dolore* Carver Hilton Smith Most Bashful: Lylian Russell George Ladner Most Conceited: Dolores Carver Lukey Sciana Best Personality: Audrey Mays Delbert Zingarling Most Talented: Sara Vaughn Tommy January Best Dressed.: Betty June Moran' Tommy January Cutest: Bettv June Moran Lawrence LaFontaine Best All Around:	Audrey	Moran
Delbert Zinger ling Most Outstanding: Louella Capdepon Teddy Morel Best Student: S.irah Vaughn Biilly McLain Most Popular:	Betty June Moran
Teddy Morel Best Sport: Audrey Moran Delbert Zingerling Best Disposition: Joyce Davis Teddy Morel Best Dancer: Audrey Moran Lawrence La Fontaine Biggest Gum Chewer: Audrey Mays Hilton Smith Best Conversationalist: Sara Vaughn Teddy Morel Most Understanding:	Irene Frickc
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CONTEST
MR. DOUNO
Clues:
He’s a walking, talking man!!!
Not as tall as Lincoln nor as short as Napoleon Not as smart as Shakespeare nor as dumb as Boogie.
Not as modest as Lindburgh nos as wild a« Buffalo Bill.
His name is the same as the second in line
It’s something you wear, only one of its kind.
Rules:
Guess who** Each contestant will have only one guess. Give your answer to Mrs. Hall.
If you are smart you will notice the bulletin board and black boards, for more clues.
Although we can’t offer you a Kaiser-Frazter, you will receive a prize worth having.
ASSEMBLY FEATURES "THE SOLID SENDERS’
The Bay High Orchestra, “The Solid Senders,” under the direction of George Wimberley. presented a program in assembly on Wednesday, February 18.
The program was opened with a Jazz number, Johnson's Rng. to pul the audiem-e in the mood.
Second was Serenade of the Bells followed by The Stars Will Remember with a vccol by Gloria Biehl.
Next was a rendition of In the Mood by Mr. Wimberley. Red Davis, Billy Rae Bennett, John Ladner and M^s. Albert Biehl.
Another vocal. I Wish I Didn't Love You So, was sung by Ann Kenmor. The program was closed with Ballerina.
Those participating in the program wore John Ladner, Alvah Crutchfield. Ann Kt-nmar, Curtis Taconi, Inez Kingston, Jnne Ann Martin, Billy James. Billy Rae Bennett, Horace Davis, Johnny Phil* Jips, Mrs. Albert Biehl was at the piano.
INQUIRING REPORTER
Junior: Well, 1 atilt hove a whole year to grow into it
What are your “Pet Peeves Against Girls?
Bobby Parker—They ain’t true.
Lukey Scisnra—When a girl won't let me kiss her when I make up to her. it sure makes me mad.
Clyde Ladr.er: You go out with a girl, if you make love to her she gets mad. and if you don't she gets mad.
Irvin Provost: IJon’t like girls to l!URG fjH 81 Trw Th"5cnooI.
Lloyd Johnston: They are all alike, never true
J. D. Mollere: Some of them are too snooty.
Wilbert Adam: They stand you up too often.
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What are yoor Pet Peeves Against Boys?
Evelyn Schloegel: Always late for dates.
Irene Fricke: Certain ones stand you up.
Betty June Moran: Can't depend on what they say.
Mary Margaret Johnston:	They
usually wanna keep you out later than you’re supposed to be.
Clementine Taylor: Tired of Pass Boys.
Audrey Meys: Flirt with ■ ther 'iris ■ r talk about them when out with me.
Joyce Peterson: They act tio Independent.
t'unice Hall: They always want somebody to make their dates for them.
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FAVORITES
The Junior* choose as their favorites for the year—
First and Second Choices
Movie—Miracles of the Bells—Jolson Story.
Actress—Luna Turner—Maureen O'Hara.
Actor—Tyrone Power—Camel Wil-
Book—The Rosary—Great Expectations.
Comic—Prince Valiant—Lil Abner.
Male Singer—Bing Crosby—Vaughan Monroe.
Female Singer—Jo Stafford—Dinah Shore.
pwing Band—Bob Crosby—Artie Shaw.
Soap Opera—When A Girl Marries— Just Home Fokes.
Advertisement—Oxydol Sparkle — Calverts (Men of Distinction) use them.
Radio Program—It Pays to be Ignorant—My Friend Irma.
Comedian—Bob Hope. Joan Davis, —Red Skelton, Judy Cunova.
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DBRECTIONS:		Fit the given Juniors’ names into the puzzle. Place			
four letter	names	ir.to four	letter	blanks. Plac»-	five letter names into
fixe letter	blanks. Place six		letter	names into six letter blanks, etc. Let	
Miss Blaize	start	you off.			
4 letter		5 letter		6 letter	Dawscy
Mfcys		Allan		Strong	Ladner
Dean		Moran		Carver	Russel
Odom		Morel		Fricke	Luxich
		Smith		Taylor	McLain
		McFie		Baxter	Walker
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7 letter		8 letter		9 letter	10 letter
January		Johnston		Bourgeois	LaFontaine
Vaughan		Capdepon		Middleton	Zengarling
Scianna		VonLubbe		Schloegel	
NURSERY RHYMES
Brui-e and Fern went up a hill To fetch a pail of water,
.Because of thirst he reached there first
Leaving this fair daughter.
When he got to the well, he found little Nell,
Who was also seeking water.
So gentleman Bruce cooked his goose By doing what he shouldn't oughta.
From up the hill Fem came unheard In mist of all the laughter.
She pushed Bruce down, he broke his crown And Nell came tumbling after.
Though Fern now had a broken heart.
She realized what he taughter For best results go alone Then you’ll be sure of gettin your water.
Georgy Porgy, puddin and pie. Kissed the girls and made them sigh When the boys came out to pay The girls hung around.
Like Humpty Dumpty he took a fall Twa$ Ollie he liked uest of all.
All the Kings horses and all the Kings men
Coudn't keep Geatsy away from her then.
Lillian Russell sat 6n her bustle Eating her egg Souffle,
Along came Bobby with his shocking machine,
And scared Miss Russell away.
Sing a song of Chemistry A test tube full of lime Four and twenty molecules Bubbling all the time When the tubes are opened The fumes begin to leak I ask myself this question "Will I live through this week?’’
SHORT CIRCUITS
GIVE TO THE RED CROSS
Rub-a-dub-dub Three men in a tub.
Man these hotels are crowded.
—Student “W" World.
A tramp knocked on the door of an English Inn named "George and the Dragon.” The landlady opened the door and the tramp asked. Can you spare a poor man a bite to eat?
“No,” she said, and slammed the door.
After a few minutes the tramp knocked agpin. The door opened and the !ady appeared. “Now,” said the tramp, “could I have a few words with George?”
—Southwestern High.
Freshman: “Please, mama, let me go out tonight”
Sophomore: May I go out tonight?
The show is over at ten.
Junior: “I’m going out tonight. Dad.” Senior: "Good night, folks; I’ll bring In the milk.”
The gum chewing girl and the cud-chewing cow,
Ate somewhat alike,
Yet different somehow.
And what is the difference?
I think I know now—
It’s that clear, thougMful look On the face of the cow!
—Rochester High.
It's easy to wear a smile When life *s a piece of cake.
But the boy worthwhile Is the boy who can smile When he feels his suspenders break.
My hair has never looked so smooth. The ends curl just so.
My skin never looked so clear,
With such rosy glow.
My eyes are shining brightly with The spark that captivates.
Wy don’t I ever look like this On nights when I have dates?
—Joan Schaefer.
If Little Red Riding Hood lived today,
The modem girl woul<* scorn her She only hrd to meet ONE wolf, Not one it every corner.
—The Blockhawk.