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A One-Act Play. Author—Written by Myself. Time—Present. Place—Kiln High School. "Literature—A Pain Or Plea»ure?” Miss Dawson: Wrho was Caesar? (many students wave their hands and yell, “Lem-me tell you.”) Jessie: "Aw! Miss Dawson, lemme tell ya.” Leverne: ‘‘Say, shut up, you don’t want her to find out that you picked out saw dust instead of brains, do you?” Miss Dawson: “All right, Jessie, Who was Caesar?” Jessie: "He’s the guy that Shake-A-Spear put in the play, sq somebody could get killed.” Miss Dawson: “That’s right. Now, who was Brutus?” Jessie: “Let’s see,—er—a—er—Oh! he was the fellow who led the wha-cha-call-it?—Conspigarius?” Miss Dawson: "Jessie, what in the world are you trying to say, conspiracy?” Jessie: “Yes, ’em, that’s it, but I can’t remember those long words, Miss Dawson.” Leroy: “Lemme tell you who Brutus was, Miss Dawson?” Miss Dawson: “All right, Leroy.” Leroy: —UH—a, I’ve forgot now, I did know. Irene Wolfe: “I know Brutus!” Albert Ladner: “She says she knows him—say, girl, he died a thousand years ago.” Irene: "Well, Albert, you do know people through literature, even better than if you knew them sure enough, ’cause Shakespeare even tells you what they think in their—wha—cha—call ’em, Miss Dawson?” Miss Dawson: "Soliloquys.” Jesse: “Aw, shuckins, what do we have this stuff for, anyway?” Miss Dawson: “By Literature, we see foreign places and people, and learn their customs and in this way broaden our minds.” _ Albert: “Well, but suppose we don’t want to learn about ’em.” Lester: “Now, just listen to “pretty boy” —he’s been in the remote part of the country so long, he thinks everybody is dumb like he is. I like Literature. Gee! I’ve learnt so much from it, and it’s entertaining, too, teaches you about other people in foreign countries.” Leverne: “Ho! Ho! About the only people you’ve learnt of are Creoles and all you know about foreign countries is Catahoula, ain’t it, Jessie?” —RUDOLPH CURET, ’31. Miss Halfacre (on night of operetta): “Leroy, run up the curtain, please.” Leroy: “I'm not a very fast runner, but I’ll do my best.” Facts About the School. Kiln was the first high school in Hancock county to be accredited under the new accrediting commission. Kiln has more departments than any other school in the county. In addition to the regular school work, we have Music, Agriculture, Home Economics, Commercial Work, Expression. Kiln gets $2,500 State and Federal aid each year, $1,200 for Agriculture, $750 for Home Economics and $550 for Commercial Work. Kiln School is inspected each year by four state high school supervisors, namely: F. C. Jenkins, State High School supervisor; D. L. Williams, Supervisor of Agriculture; M. D. Broadfoot, Supervisor of Commercial Trade; Miss M. Esther Rogers, Supervisor of Home Economics. Kiln has on its faculty six college graduates, and | all the other teachers have at least two years of college work. Kiln has used on its faculty more Hancock county teachers than any other school in the county. Kiln has on its faculty now the oldest teacher in Hancock county, Mrs. Doby, with a teaching experience of forty-nine years. Kiln has on its faculty this session, two teachers who finished their high school work in Kiln. Kiln school has thirty-one students in the student body this session transferred from other schools in the county, twenty-seven of whom are high school students. Kiln has a complete record of every student from the Primary Department through High School that has been in attendance for the last four years, and no student is, o'r will be, allowed to finish unless his record meets the state requirements. Kiln has 1,052 volumes in its library; 744 .volumes in the high school; 125 volumes in the grammar school; 183 volumes in the primary library. Approximate value of books and equipment, $1,000. In the main administration building of the school, we have 13 rooms, 347 desks, 50 chairs, 15 book cases, 8 typewriters, 16 tables, 36 maps, 9 teachers’ desks, 23 pictures, I mimeograph, 2 pianos; approximate value, $4,000. In the Home Economics Department of the Vocational building, we have 3 stoves, 4 machines, 6 sewing tables, 3 cooking tables, 72 cooking utensils, 3 cabinets, one bed stead, dressing table, mirror, breakfast room suit, bath room fully equipped, 40 chairs, one electric iron; approximate value1. $700. In the Agriculture department, of the Vocational building, we have 1G chairs, 3 ta- JOHN ULYSES CASH AND CARRY STORE "WHERE QUALITY AND PRICE SELL.” Kiln, Miss. HANCOCK COUNTY BANK BAY ST. LOUIS, LONG BEACH, PASS CHRISTIAN. Resources Over $2,500,000.00 Your Business Will Be Appreciated. RIVERSIDE TEA ROOM Sandwiches, Ice Cream, Drinks Cigars, Cigarettes, Tobacco WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATRONAGE Phone 2002 Fenton, Miss. WALKER’S GARAGE Gasoline—Oil—Accessories REPAIR WORK OUR SPECIALTY. SERVICE FIRST With a Guarantee to Please. H. WALKER. THE KILN DRUG COMPANY Drugs, Chemicals, Sundries, Candies, Cigars, Soda, Seed, Books, Crayons, Toilet Articles and School Supplies. For Real Quality and Service Try the Drug Store First. bles, 2 book cases, 5 charts and maps, one complete shop equipment, 5 saws, 6 hammers, 4 rakes, 2 shovels, 1 hoe, 6 augers, vice, anvil, bellows, grind rock; approximate value, $300. Kiln has a complete science equipment, $400. In the Teacherage, we have 14 rooms, 1 stove, 20 chairs, 6 bedsteads, 6 mattresses,, 5 dresses, 2 tables, 2 baths, complete; approximate value of equipment, $500. In addition to the three buildings with their equipment. Kiln owns 3 trucks, valued al $1,500. making a total approximate value of ST.400 of school equipment and accessories.
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